1. gallifrey-feels:

    Tumblr

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  3. I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.

    1. Me to boy: Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
    2. Little Boy: I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
    3. Boy's Mom: Are you buying those for your little brother?"
    4. Me: No, it's for me, for college.
    5. Mom *looking at me weird*: But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
    6. Me: Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
    7. Mom:
    8. Mom:
    9. Mom:
    10. Me: Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!
     

  4. xenopheles:

    dandyads:

    Trojan Condoms, 1993

    BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

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  5. funkycellist:

    onlylolgifs:

    if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

    image

    yup all better

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  6. memeposters:

    toocooltobehipster:

    memeposters:

    toocooltobehipster:

    memeposters:

    toocooltobehipster:

    This guy.. he has more balls than you..

    He has 3?

    Well, what if it were directed to a female?

    But it was directed to the whole of Tumblr

    Well, perhaps the man is a scientific anomaly. 

    BRB, Googling ‘anomaly definition’

    It means he is special in the same way a 3 headed lizard is special.

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  8. to-deep-waters:

    cumberbauched:

    motiveweight:

    thechurchofcelebrity:

    I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop that make these women look perfect by hiding their blemishes and wrinkles. The truth is they can afford far better makeup than you. The stuff they use is almost magic. And we all know the things they can do with photographs these days. Strip all that away and they’re just like you. You also have to figure how many of these women had cosmetic surgery. There is no so such thing as a perfect and flawless looking person.

    Long overdue post…puts things into a more balanced perspective. Thank you for this compilation.

    this makes me feel better about not having thick eyebrows like you don’t even fucking know

    The perspective is great.

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  9. queervashti:

    so in love with her SO glad she went viral so more people can fall in love with her too

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